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Joe Rogan Is Done

Watch any new Rogan episode coming out of Austin Texas and you’ll see a man that you no longer recognize.

It’s funny how $100 mil can change a man from being curious, (slightly) funny, and mildly interesting, to a guy who can’t wait to punch the clock as soon as the clock strikes 3 hours.

He’s been phoning it in ever since Spotify handed him a suspicious looking briefcase with $100 dollar bills sticking out the sides in a Chapo style money for soul deal in a dark alley behind the laugh factory.

The Mental Gymnastics Of Chris Delia

Chris Delia tries to convince everyone there’s no pedophilia in Hollywood.

Chris Delia is currently under cancellation. This should be a surprise to NO ONE.

Pretty sure this one doesn’t need any explanation.

Just watch the video.

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How To Become A Stand-Up Comedian: A Step-By-Step Guide

Are you still working out the kinks in your first solid hour?

Burning the midnight oil? Carefully wordsmithing each and every word from beginning to end? Hitting the open mics night after night to get the crowd’s response on each and every iteration of your set, until you’ve refined it into a headline-ready masterpiece?

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Why No One’s Talking About The Real Deadly Virus (COMED-19)

This new virus was designed to turn our brains into mush.

We’re all here, hunkered down inside our stuffy dwellings scared of catching COVID-19, meanwhile a more sinister and deadly virus is spreading through social media like wildfire.

This new virus (dubbed COMED-19) threatens to slowly turn our brains to total mush while we’re in captivity inside our own homes.

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How Is This Not Child Abuse? (Bert Kreischer)

This man should not be raising children.

Remember back when forcing your teenage daughter to listen to you talk openly about your penis, and then posting it for the world to see, was actually an acceptable thing to do?

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Brendan Schaub: The Fat Chick In The Crowd

Brendan Schaub: The Fat Chick In The Group — “I got in here because of my hot friends” – Brendan Schaub.

Why does every group of skinny hot girls always come with a fat chick included?

It doesn’t take an Elon Musk to figure it out: The skinny girls need her to boost their self esteem, she needs them to get access to a world she would never dream of entering by her self.

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REDBAR Radio Trolls Dane Cook: A Technical Analysis of His Trolling Strategy

Amateur trolls will stumble their way clumsily through a trolling campaign aimlessly poking and prodding at every red button they see until they get some sort of reaction, often only by sheer blind luck. They have no clear goals and no real process for achieving their goals.

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Joe Rogan Exploits a Mentally Ill Friend for Clicks.

Joe Rogan exploits a mentally ill friend in front of millions.

Have you got a good friend that needs to be exploited in front of millions of people?

Of course, you do. Who doesn’t?

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Michael Bolton Is Angry.

Michael Bolton beats the sh*t out of the printer that represents everything he hates about Michael Bolton.

You’d be angry too if you were robbed of your name and then had your entire identity hijacked by a “no-talent ass-clown” who became famous and started winning Grammys in the 90s.

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