Andrew Tate might strike you as a total goofball at first sight. With those big-ass ears and dumb-looking face, it’s easy to mistake him for that, but trust me, he’s the next big thing.
You might remember that dysfunctional kid from your high school with terrible parents and a severe anger problem. Well, he didn’t have the balls to shoot up your school, but he did eventually grow the balls to bully vulnerable women into borderline prostitution to get rich.
Our New Hero
This guy is our new hero now, and I’m going to teach you how to become exactly like him.
I know some of you are already lost but don’t worry, I’ve created this patented 5-step coaching program to help you Tate-Yourself-Up™ to levels of alpha maleness that you thought were impossible.
We’ll get to all that in a minute, but first I need to make sure you have what it takes to Tate-Up™.
Let’s Start By Seeing If You’re A Good Fit
STEP 1: Be Super Aggressive All The Time
Everyone knows that being super aggressive all the time automatically means that you’re a real man. So we need to start you off with this as your first step.
Sending The Right Signals
When you act super aggressive, you’re sending out a clear signal to the outside world that you have absolutely no weaknesses. This way, no one will ever be able to guess that you’re lacking the real foundation that actual men have, and that means that they’ll never be able to pose any kind of threat to you or your ego.
Security Through Obscurity
Your ability to mask and obscure your critical flaws is a key part of your self-development. And let’s face it, there is a good chance that you have some really serious physical deformities that you’re gonna have obscure out of existence with this powerful strategy.
Andrew provides a great case study for how overwhelming aggressiveness can help you conceal your negative traits and get you looking your best.
Let’s how this works for Tate.
Let’s Set The Aggression Level To 0 (out of 10)
You can see what he looks like in his natural state before he’s dialed up his anger. Running this image through our advanced face matching algorithm returns some very non-threatening beta male results that people are unlikely to take seriously.
Now let’s see what happens when we ratchet up the anger level a little bit.
Let’s Dial Up The Aggression Level To 3 (out of 10)
You can immediately see the difference once the anger level is increased. The facial flaws that would normally gross out the women you’re pursuing are now starting to fall into the background. The face matching algorithm also starts returning results that people are going to take more seriously.
Let’s Dial Up The Aggression Level All The Way
Wow, see the difference? The results speak for themselves.
This is an advanced technique that Tate learned from the National Institute of Face Observers (NIFO), and has refined/revolutionized over the years to achieve his results.
The National Institute of Face Observers made a landmark discovery in their 1988 study about the perception transforming power of aggression and anger. They found that an individual can change the negative perceptions of others simply by displaying an overwhelming amount of aggression and anger during their first encounter.
– New York Times – 1988
Dial It Up In Your Own Life To See Immediate Results
You should be taking every chance to dial up your anger and aggression in normal everyday situations so you can begin concealing your own deformities and start getting the respect you deserve.
let’s move on to the next step.
STEP 2: Get Misogynistic ASAP
If your mother is half as bad as you say she was, then this one will come naturally to you.
My bet is that you’ve overestimated how terrible both of your parents were, and that means that we’re gonna have to put in some real work to get you going on your misogynistic journey.
Now… you’ve probably had this conversation with your own dad at some point in your life.
I’m sorry that you had to go through that. But let’s put all that aside and focus on the real lesson here. Your dad has spent years trying to brainwash you into thinking that following your natural impulses without any regard for others is an evil selfish act.
This Puts You At A Massive Disadvantage
For comparison, let’s look at the Tate family dynamic to get a good understanding of the wisdom Andrew’s father bestowed upon him to give him a head start in life.
Do You See The Difference?
Tate’s had a long head start when it comes to understanding women. We’re gonna get you caught up by building you a playlist you’ll be playing on repeat until you’re caught up.
Just pipe these tracks into your ears while you do the house chores. You’ll be caught up in no time.
STEP 3: Become Obsessed With What Others Think
Nothing says “alpha” more than a man who spends every waking moment of his life obsessively thinking and preaching about how you can gain the approval of a woman.
Traits like that can only be found in top-quality men who’ve mastered their demons and achieved the level of wholeness and integration of an enlightened celibate Nepalese monk.
Now for the last piece.
But wait, We’re Only At Step 4? I thought this was a five-step prorgram?
– You (a non-alpha soy boy beta-cuck doing your best to leach off my glorious wisdom)
Listen, I know I said this was a 5-step program, but I f*cking lied.
Do you know why?
Because lying is the real last key to your success. So if you’re gonna make it this world, you better learn to lie through your teeth like a dirty scumbag.
STEP 4: Lie Through Your Teeth Like A Dirty Scumbag
This one’s pretty self-explanatory.
If you need me to explain this to you, then maybe you don’t have what it takes to be successful in life.
Closing Words
Now, get the f*ck off my blog before I rip your head off and sh*t down your throat.
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