The Heckle

Brendan Schaub

Why No One’s Talking About The Real Deadly Virus (COMED-19)

This new virus was designed to turn our brains into mush.

We’re all here, hunkered down inside our stuffy dwellings scared of catching COVID-19, meanwhile a more sinister and deadly virus is spreading through social media like wildfire.

This new virus (dubbed COMED-19) threatens to slowly turn our brains to total mush while we’re in captivity inside our own homes.

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Michael Bolton Is Angry.

Michael Bolton beats the sh*t out of the printer that represents everything he hates about Michael Bolton.
Michael Bolton beats the sh*t out of the printer that represents everything he hates about Michael Bolton.

You’d be angry too if you were robbed of your name and then had your entire identity hijacked by a “no-talent ass-clown” who became famous and started winning Grammys in the 90s.

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